So when she got home from work I told her I had a surprise for her.

I spent about 3 ETH which is like $12000 CAD. My wife loves new technology and is into cryptocurrency and so I thought it would be thoughtful to buy her a diamond ring as a NFT. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy barely legal in most systems.Īnakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age.

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